So, I was on the phone to my co-editor (is that what I should call it, dunno, whatever) and she was trying out a new ear piece of her dads. So, were chatting about nothing and then I hear retching and I’m like “OH MY CHRIST IS THERE SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE. TELL ME WHATS GOING ON”.
Well, turns out she’s real ill and was barphing all over the kitchen.
Shes gonna murder me when she sees this. Whatever.