August 2011
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Met my second Jaques of the week. A lady one this time. She got kicked out of KFC for smoking and sat in our car for a while, railing against all the first-born of Egypt, until her hot-as girlfriend came to pick her up. I live a classy lifestyle. Tonight was fun.
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judaizers replied to your post: New celebrity best friend has got me some sweet as…
my best educated guess is that it’s legendary 1970s-era Red Sox pitcher Bill “Spaceman” Lee
It’s two hundred million times cooler than that.
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Four As in my AS Levels, bitches.
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Someone really famous bought me breakfast today. Me and Darren are marathoning all his movies now.
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“If the young are not initiated into the village, they will burn it down just to...”
– African Proverb (via terramantra)
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When we were in Cartmel last week Z managed to procure this fucking taxidermy parrot from I don’t even know where. Like, seriously, we split up for half an hour and he turns up with just the weirdest thing he can find. I’m not even sure it’s intentional, maybe he just attracts it or something. This is probably the weirdest example but it’s literally every time. ”Hey...
